You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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