my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
This is my gift to your gina
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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