He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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