So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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