About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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