I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
