I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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