hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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