do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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