how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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