and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
its not stalking. its research.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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