He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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