If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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