I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
jump out the window naked night went bad
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