how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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