i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
My ass is underappreciated
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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