I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just cropdusted the office
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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