I cockslap morals
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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