From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
The uberlube is also flammable
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
A+ Viking dick
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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