He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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