PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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