nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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