i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
