If i come over, it means nothing
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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