If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
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