dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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