Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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