we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he puts the penis in happiness.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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