he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I have post one night stand depression
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