How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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