She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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