I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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