U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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