The brown eye won't let me do that either.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
There's always time for handjobs
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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