then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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