They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
