haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
