just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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