He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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