I wannas sexs uuuuu
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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