Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
worst night to have a conscience
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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