ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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