I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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