I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Im part way to drunk.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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