he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
If I die, sorry about rent.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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