I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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