I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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