thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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