Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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