You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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