I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
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